Comic Relief
Just like Fox Golem once was, I will be the comic relief by posting hiarious jokes I get in emails. Here is the first one:What A Weekend!>>>> An older, white haired man walked into a...
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That was great but I am sad to say that I am out of jokes for the day, but I will be back with a vengance!
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this goes along with WalmartThe next day a bickering couple walks up to that same diagnostic computer. It prints out the following:1. You two hate each others guts; get a marriage counsellor...
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That's great! Here's one entitled "Homework Schedule"Here is an explanation of the school homework policy for the average student. Students should not spend more than ninety minutes per night. This...
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www.steevak.com/blog/imag..._woman.jpgI couldn' find a picture for themen, so here's the text I found. Element Name: MANSymbol: XYAtomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)Physical properties: Solid at...
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That is the basic man fo you. Even I can admit that one. LolAfter all this time I have only been able to get this one joke. Hopefully you'll all like it.The husband had just finished reading the book,...
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He he he! It's true, there's no superior sex--we're equally stupid! Okay, here's mine. But it's not a joke, it's a story of something that actually happened.Yesterday in class, we were watching Shrek...
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OMG! That's awful. I would've died right there. I would have dug a hole right there in the classroom and then I would have laid down and buried myself.I got this one today:A GUY GOES TO A SUPERMARKET...
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Oh! My! God! That is sooooo funny! (but why in all caps?)As for the pussy thing, yeah, that was pretty bad, especially considering I'm a girl. I would have been upset, but I was laughing too, 'cause...
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It's in all cpas because that's how it was sent to me in the email and I was too lazy to reformat it.You took it a lot better than I would have.I also got this one today, it's called...
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Very funny stuff. I got one.A man walks into a super market, but before he goes to his shopping he stopped by a female cashier that says to him "Excuse me sir, your barracks door is open." Not sure...
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That's awful! Poor guy. I must keep this thread alive! Here's another:Ed returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live.Given this prognosis, Ed...
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A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, with the sweetest little lisp, between two mis! sing front teeth, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?" As the shopkeepers heart...
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Just a few that my mom sent me,,,hope you laughed as much as I did when I first read them-------------------------------------------------------Texas Chili Contest>>If you can read this whole...
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I would love to see more of your jokes. I've been meaning to post here for a while and I guess I've been neglectful to my thread. Here's one I hope you'll enjoy. It's called Dear Employees:Memo:...
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C'mon people! THis one is called "Sipping Vodka"A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.The monsignor replied, "When I am...
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